Marketing Explained for Today’s Generation

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A simple guide to MARKETING for the new generation.

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You’re a woman, and you see a handsome guy at a party.

You go up to him and say:  “I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Direct Marketing.

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You’re at a party with a bunch of friends, and you see

a handsome guy.  One of your friends goes up to him and,

pointing at you, says:  “She’s fantastic in bed.”

That’s Advertising.

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You see a handsome guy at a party.  You go up to him

and ask for his telephone number.  The next day you call

him and say:  “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Telemarketing.

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You see a guy at a party.  You straighten your dress.

You walk up to him and pour him a drink.

You say:  “May I?” and you reach up to straighten his tie,

brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then

you say:  “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Public Relations.

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You’re at a party where there’s a handsome guy.

He walks up to you and says:  “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”

That’s Brand Recognition.

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You’re at a party where there’s a handsome guy.

He obviously fancies you, but you talk him into going

home with your friend.

That’s a Sales Rep.

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Your friend doesn’t satisfy him, so he calls you.

That’s Tech Support.

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You’re on your way to a party, when you realise there

could be handsome and desirable men in all the houses

you’re passing, so you climb up on a high fence and

shout at the top of your lungs:  “I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Facebook.

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You’re at a party, when this older man walks up

to you and grabs your rear end.

That’s Donald Trump.

Marketing

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You don’t really mind him doing that, but 20 years later

your attorney decides you were offended, and you’re

awarded a huge settlement.

Ahhhh … that’s today’s world!

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